We survived the year

We survived the year

Monday, February 26, 2007

It is interesting to see why the English have such a strange view of us Ozis when the main media stories about Australia are like these in the last few days:

Air stewardess: secrets of my five-mile high sex romp with Ralph Fiennes (Front page of the Morror Rag 17 Feb) - about the Qantas stewardess who tells how she fell for Hollywood star in Seat 2K...and how after a mad, passionate fling he abandoned her

Strewth! Australia rocked by 'lesbian' koala revelation (25 February Indapendant) "Scientists monitoring the marsupials with digital cameras counted three homosexual interactions for every heterosexual one. Female koalas indulge in lesbian "sex sessions", rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers."

And we all do this dont we.......

Drunken Australian catches shark with his bare hands (16 February 2007) "A man fishing for squid with friends off a jetty at Louth Bay, South Australia who caught a four-foot shark with his bare hands off an Australian beach today said he only did it because he was drunk on vodka. "I just snuck up behind him, and eventually I went for the big grab and I fluked it and got him,"

No wonder they think I am strange

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jim, I'm sure you are upset that you didn't get to see that flight attendant interviewed on 60 Minutes here in Oz on Sunday. She was their feature story. I didn't see it but it was in all newspapers on Monday. Her defence? "I was on a break."

Air said...

I suppose you were reading the Mirror in the Doc's surgery?

Bring back the history lessons James.

Pete.

The Carey's said...

If she was on a 'break', then I better not tell Kathy what I have been up to!!